I am BiMelanie and this is my blog. Well, one of them, anyway. I blog about things I like, don’t like, think about, and do about.
When I’m not blogging, I’m usually giving speeches to boardroom executives, placing bids on my favorite items on ebay (pronounced “uh-bay” in French), trading on the best binary options platform I have ever used, or advising private investors what to do with their wealth. Now why don’t they just hand me more of it? (j/k).
I’m not going to bore you with my pedigree. Being the best means I don’t need to brag, boast or bloat the truth. Worry not, friend. If you are worthy, you will hear from me. Otherwise, just be glad I allow you to see the private parts of this website so publicly.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Yes, of course I love comments. Leave some, or go away.
As my old friend, the late John D. used to say, “If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Now fetch me a whisky before I whack this golf ball in the wrong direction again.”